The Happy Ending Massage

Tracklisting:
Our Song
It Was She (Mind Control)
Broke Heart
A Rainy Day On Mt Vernon St
It Was She (Crossover Potential)
F-Man Tangent
It Just Doesn't Matter
Thelma Baby
It Was She (Cheetos Time)
How Ya Like Them Apples?


The Happy Ending Massage originally began it's life as a CDR of slower songs that didn't quite fit the direction that Their Kiss... had gone. It was passed around at various shows and festivals and soon became a favourite to some fans. It became clear that it was some sort of companion piece to the previous album. A song or two were cut while a song or two were added, artwork was made and an album called The Happy Ending Massage came together and was released (within six months of Their Kiss...)

Cut to almost 20 years later some of the shittier sounding (quality wise) songs were removed, the Russel Crowe:1 - Moby:0 single was added and a much better, streamlined version of the album came out. I think there were too many cooks in the kitchen when the original version of this album was being put together.

Originally released June 1st 2003 by Galactique Recordings. This remastered, expanded and contracted, semi-deluxe, special edition was released July 21st 2022 by Beau Bonhomme Records.